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CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE

 Red banner "TOURS." Oval image: Golden winged sculpture with blue gem, on a striped, circus-tent-like background.
 Orange banner "SHOWS." Oval image: Ornate, colorful, jester-like face/mask, rich reds, golds, blues, theatrical feel.
Green banner "PROMOS." Oval image: Vibrant, swirling abstract pattern of black, purple, orange, yellow. Psychedelic.
Blue banner "EXTRAS." Oval image: Golden, ancient face bust, blue eyes, stripes. Dark background.
Purple banner "ALL." Oval image: Radiant, multi-pointed starburst, vibrant red, orange, yellow, purple light.

ADVANCE TICKETS ONLY • NO DROP INS

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a true san francisco experience

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 FEATURE EXPERIENCE

ARTALKS

LUNCH AND
BEHIND-THE-SCENES TOUR

ABOUT

​This is NOT your typical museum.​​

Welcome to one of San Francisco’s best-kept secrets, a whimsical, weird, and utterly enchanting museum-home where artists craft playful, thought-provoking adventures that ignite your imagination. Choose your own escape: wander the soulful Riddle of the Sphinx garden tour, tumble into the kaleidoscopic Into the Rabbit Hole, or bring the whole family for the magical Enchanted Fairy Garden. Dive deeper with a behind-the-scenes experience and a home-cooked meal, sip Tea in Wonderland, or brave The Haunted Dollhouse. With monthly shows featuring local talent and surprises around every corner, this is the fantastical, curiosity-sparking journey you didn’t know you were missing.

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AND PRIVATE HOME OF GREGANGELO

SAN FRANCISCO MUSEUM

TESTIMONIALS

“A posh SF neighborhood hides the city’s last bastion of weird art”

 

- SF Gate -

"It’s a place where the house itself is the performance, and every room is a portal to a different state of mind." 

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– San Francisco Chronicle –

‘One of the most eccentric pieces of art masquerading as a house.’'

 

- BrokeAss Stuart-

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